Kiryu: You look like you got into a fight with a disco ball, and it won. Of course, this is also a way for Goro to get some satisfaction for all of the times his boss Sagawa drank expensive liquor and not paying for it just to stretch his debt further. Probably the most hilarious is the moment Kiryu first realizes his new bartender is wearing an eyepatch. He then proceeds to dupe Kiryu into thinking he's being offered expensive and exclusive mixes and to charge him millions for each drink, only to call them gutter piss and hobo juice afterwards with Kiryu initially liking both of them. His disguise is just his outfit from 0 with his present self's head model and he even reminisces about being a cabaret club manager. The Bowling Challenge starts with Kiryu walking in and a certain voice from behind saying "I spy with my one eye.a Kiryu-chan!" Kiryu has a This Is Gonna Suck look as the camera turns to show Majima dancing behind him, challenging him to a bowling match.And if he's assuming a role or disguise, he's just as determined to stay in-character of that role. From a trash can, from under a giant cone, from a manhole? It's hard to hate encountering Majima so much if you're laughing just as often. Now that Kiryu's out of prison after ten years, Goro's eager to awaken his intuition and there's no telling when you'll fight him, or what lengths he'll go to fight his new favorite rival. Kiryu tells him they're on a field trip and Haruka won't cause trouble, but when he continues to protest Kiryu shuts him up by wordlessly turning and punching a statue to rubble.
Its all capped off with Haruka revealing she already knows what a soapland was (having been in town long enough to find out) and was just pulling Kiryu's leg! Even Florist finds the whole thing hilarious!
#YAKUZA 0 MAJIMA PEERLESS POLE CANT FIND IT HOW TO#
Cue Kiryu floundering, trying to figure out how to explain the very-much adult topic of soaplands to the nine year old kid, and Date wants nothing to do with that. Just as Kiryu, Date and the Florist discuss the soapland Shangri-La and how to get inside, Haruka pipes up, asking Kiryu what a soapland is.Just to tie the whole thing up, we get a glimpse of the assorted Yakuza through the rear window, fading into the distance, as one of them half-heartedly bows after the vehicle. He jumps into Date's car and tells them "Stay tough, guys," before Date drives them both away. We see a scene of Kiryu running out of the Tojo Clan HQ being chased by other Yakuza, asking him to wait up. immediately resign and hand the position off to someone who actually wants it. At the end of the game, after getting sworn in as the fourth chairman of the Tojo Clan, Kiryu's very first action is to.That would be funny enough, but Kiwami gave the guy a hilarious yelp of pain as he gets kicked away.
Kiryu makes his presence known by punting the door open, sending the poor mook guarding it flying offscreen. In between searching for Mizuki, Kiryu helps Date resolve some of his family issues and ends up having to save him from a punk who was extorting money from his daughter.This time, Akimoto somehow ends up falling in a tree instead when there's not even any around! In Kiwami, Kiryu assures Haruka that even if he tells him to jump, he won't, only to realize this isn't the case. only to have his fall broken by a support structure, causing Akimoto to wonder why the world won't let him die. Normally, Kiryu and Haruka would talk him out of it, but if Kiryu tells Akimoto to jump, he'll actually do it. Another substory, "The Man Who Wants to Die / Man on a Ledge", involves a man named Akimoto who wants to jump from a roof and kill himself.Six pocket tissues later, the man is finally able to escape and gives Kiryu an item and his business card out of gratitude. One of the substories, "Drain the Lizard / Crisis on the Crapper" has Kiryu help a man trapped in a restroom without toilet paper.English Dub!Majima: This is the part where you're supposed ta LAUGH! LAUGH, YA STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!!
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